...And you may tell yourself, "My God! What have I done?": The South Carolina preview.

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful offense!" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful quarterback!"Hometown: Columbia, South Carolina.Last season: Recovered from an 0-2 SEC start to win six of their next seven games but got bitchmade by Florida and Clemson to close out the regular season, then laid a five-turnover turd on the field against Iowa in the Outback Bowl. Finished 7-6 (4-4 in the SEC) and without any votes in either major poll.Hate index: Seven and a half, down from nine last year. With the Dawgs having exacted their revenge for 2007's upset, and me having met a very bright and perfectly respectable Gamecock fan in person during SEC Media Days earlier this summer, I'm willing to cut them a little slack. Honestly, I'm just having too much fun watching how tired Steve Spurrier seems to be looking these days.Associated hottie: Brooke Taylor was one of a select group of Gamecock coeds deemed worthy of representing U...