Found November 14, 2012 on
Friends of the Program:
Before the State of Alabama secedes from the United States, Auburn fans want President Obama to put an end to the dumpster fire that is Auburn football:
we petition the obama administration to:
Remove Jay Jacobs and Gene Chizk from Auburn University
Dear President Obama,
You probably remembered the Auburn University football team from their visit to your house in early 2011. You gave Trooper Taylor a chest bump. Since then the football team, like the Tea Party has fallen off of the map and would be forgotten by the nation were it not for our ineptitude.
Our Athletic Director is terrible. He gave Gene Chizik a $10 million buyout; even Jesse Jackson, Jr. thinks that was an inappropriate payoff for a friend.
Ask Robert Gibbs how far Auburn football has fallen.
Do the right thing.
Either sent military drones to the athletic department and blow the whole thing up or give our boosters a $10 million stimulus package to create new orange and blue...
BEST OF MAXIM
AROUND THE WEB
AUBURN, Ala. -- Auburn coach Gene Chizik said he understands the anger of fans over this season, but has also heard from some who are more supportive. Chizik said Tuesday that he thinks both perspectives are fair given that the Tigers have fallen to 2-8 and have only one more chance to avoid a winless Southeastern Conference season -- a visit to No. 4 Alabama following Saturday...
Gene Chizik is approaching the press with a positive mental attitude. He's talking about how he will reevaluate his regime after the season. However, most observers believe that Chizik will be reevaluating his employment opportunities after the season, while Auburn fans, like those above, have taken to strong drink and chemical assistance to forget the season...
Auburn coach Gene Chizik talks about his senior class and the final home game of their careers Saturday against Alabama A&M.
Comments from Auburn's head football coach are featured prior to the team's final home game of the season on Saturday at 1 p.m. vs. Alabama A&M.
Covering Dixie Like Mildew.
Derek Dooley has still not been fired.
Tennessee head football coach Derek Dooley says that his boss, Tennessee athletic director Dave Hart, hasn't made a decision on His Hairness' continued employment in Knoxville yet. (The Knoxville News Sentinel)
Give Me Just a Little More Time.
Auburn HC Gene Chizik still "believes he can turn...
Gene Chizik hasn't been able to send Auburn's seniors out with a successful final season, but he's hoping they'll leave Jordan-Hare Stadium as winners.
The Tigers (2-8) should be able to make that happen with Saturday's visit from Alabama A&M, which plays in the Football Championship Subdivision.
''We've got to send our seniors out well,'...
I really don’t know what to say about this latest example of pure insanity when it comes to fans and sports. Watching, playing and writing about sports since the time I was five, I thought that maybe, just maybe, I had almost seen it all. But the insanity level of fans in the country, especially when it comes to sports, continues to amaze even me. This one is almost too good to...
The Southeastern Conference's six-year streak of national championships could be in jeopardy.
And the SEC has expansion to thank for making it happen.
No. 9 Texas A&M and Missouri are making their presence felt since the SEC invited them into the fold.
The Aggies (8-2, 5-2 SEC) rolled into Tuscaloosa and knocked off defending champion Alabama 29-24 and now the SEC is by...