Spikes Suspended For First Half of Next Game for Eye-Gouge

For that, Brandon Spikes, you get this punishment meted out by Urban Meyer, via the Palm Beach Post's Ben Volin:Urban suspends Spikes for the first part of this weeks Vandy gameUm. That's it? Could you define "first part" for me, Urbie?Urban decided to suspend Spikes for a half after speaking with SEC office this morningThat's better? I guess? It's still pathetic.Michigan's Jonas Mouton earned a one-game suspension from the Big Ten for a rabbit punch earlier this season; Spikes' actions are inarguably worse than that.Spikes' actions are also probably worse than this shot to a sensitive area delivered by Michigan's Mark Ortmann this past Saturday (from The Wiz of Odds):And it's not as if suspending Spikes for the first half of a home game against Vanderbilt is really going to throw the Gators' national title defense off the rails: The Gators beat Arkansas and Mississippi State this season mostly without a then-injured Spikes, and have...