Well, we took some time to absorb everything that’s happened with our football team in the past few weeks.
Unfortunately, we spent almost all of that time absorbing beer.
Well, let’s take a half-drunk look at what’s going on...
1. Logan Thomas is coming back.
DUUUUUH. What, he was going to go find an NFL team really wanting a qb that makes bad decisions and throws the ball to the other team constantly?
Look, we love the kid, but there was no way he was going to leave. And it’s a good thing, too.
As much as we hate on him, our coaches decided not to recruit a quarterback for the past 5 years, so we would have been even more screwed.
2. BYRAN F*CKING STINESPRING WAS SOMEWHAT FIRED
Did you ever really, REALLY look forward to something? Like, for YEARS. Like the girl you’ve had a crush on since high school kisses you, and it’s not so good? Probably because she was forced to or else the fans would have revolted.
Wait, I’m mixing metaphors.