Clawson Presser--Inaugural Pining for the Past edition

Well, as you know, I've made no secret of my enjoyment of Coach Brandon's weekly pressers. This was especially true with the BGSU website had an actual transcript of the remarks that were ripe for the insertion of wise-ass, uninformed comments.When it comes to this, I consider the following to be my guide...OK, seriously. I'm not going to pretend that the issue of the weekly presser didn't come to my mind within, say, the first hour after I found out that Coach Brandon had been let go....right about when the shock wore off.So, anyway, everything is different. First, the presser is now available in VIDEO (golllyyyy), and that's harder to make edits with, although I prefer it just to the audio version. And, it can be on Youtube, which is both more reliable than whatever audio deal they had last year, AND it can be posted here on this site. And will.So, I watched the presser. I swear to God, 95% of all coach's pressers have to be the same at every college ...