Originally posted on Football Nation  |  Last updated 8/27/13
Each week, Breese takes a look back at the good, bad and ugly from the previous week's college fantasy football action... as only he can.  Here is his preseason special.2013 Preseason Not Top Ten10. 2 = 0Pick a damn quarterback. I'm looking at you Indiana, NC State, Oklahoma State, Penn State, TCU, USC, West Virginia and Wisconsin. 9. Voter FraudSEC coaches didn't vote Johnny Manziel to the preseason First-Team All-SEC squad. Troll much? 8. SEC ReignNo, the SEC is not overrated. Coaches saying that the conference is overrated, however, is very much overrated.7. Toll TideApparently you can't just walk campus without Alabama players shaking you down for money. Something tells me these players are tied up in Nick Saban's basement.6. Butch, Don't Kill My VibeTennessee hired a band geek to revive their program. Not saying he's a bad coach, but yeesh. 5. International IncidentFIU fired Mario Cristobal. Wait, what? He was the second best young coach in the state behind FGCU's Andy Enfield. Coaches like that aren't fired they are lured away for better jobs. Hey guys, good luck with Ron Turner.4. Not cool, BroIf you're twenty years old at, let's say, a Texas frat party, and you sneak photos of Manziel holding a beer, you're not cool. You're a narc. #NoFilter3. Chip no!Did Chip Kelly make the right move by flying the coop with the NCAA bearing down on him? Absolutely. But the second most iconic visor in the game will be missed nonetheless.2. All Hat, No CattleThe Mad Hatter's schtick is wearing a little thin. Jeremy Hill may have received probation but when you sucker punch a dude on video you should miss a few games.1. Hot AirThe media blowhards really ramped it up this summer. Mary May, an ESPN college football analyst, beat on Johnny Manziel this offseason like a crazed six-year old on a piñata. So an adult with multiple DWIs felt comfortable calling Manziel a disgrace for partying, getting a parking ticket and oversleeping… right. 
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