Could Sunday's Super Bowl Produce a Historic MVP? Dreads!

Our Leading CandidatePhoto: Getty ImagesThis week leading up to the Super Bowl is largely about hype. Nonsensical, useless, absolutely insignificant garbage that is somehow accepted as news because, well, it's the freakin' SUPER BOWL! Well, in keeping with this fine tradition, we decided to tackle one of the most gripping and compelling stories that seems to have somehow slipped through the cracks during Monday's media day.Yes folks...this year's Super Bowl offers a real shot to be historic that nobody seems to be paying attention to...2009 could very well boast the first Super Bowl MVP in history ...to sport dreadlocks. Seriously. For real. We've done extensive research and determined none of the past 42 winners have donned anything close to "a hair style, esp. among Rastafarians, in which the hair is worn in long, ropelike locks." Nope, not one MVP rockin' dreads. However, it is also tradition that times must and always do change, my friend (bonus...