Create The Caption #327

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"So, should we go with an ambulance this time? Maybe a Medevac helicopter? Oh, how about the National Guard!"- Nick

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- MarkMc

"KG: Don't worry, Paul, I won't let Jeff Gilooly get away with this!"- G Money

"Shortly after this photo was taken, Ed Werder reported in a "breaking story" on ESPN that Kevin Garnett met privately with Ray Allen to discuss why Paul Pierce doesn't include him in his efforts to be admired and loved in Boston."- Anon

"Kevin, could you get the counselor from "Summer Heights High" away from me?"- Steve

Pedophile Pete!
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Sam Bradford preparing to ring the New York Stock Exchange opening bell yesterday?


Daily Links:

The Bucs Want The Lions To Win (Flint Journal)
It's Good To Be Cowher Right About Now (LOCG)
Red Sox Robber Sports New Logo (Red Sox Monster)
A Michael Phelps Video Game? Kill Me. (Rumors and Rants)
Spin O Rama! (Sox and Dawgs)
Arm Punting (Simon On Sports)
Yanks Want Manny (Wicked Good Sports)
New RCS Power Rankings (Real Clear Sports)
Teixeira Will Sign....Somewhere. (The Sporting Blog)