Starting at a young age we Buckeye fans are taught to hate Michigan. We are also taught never to say **********. Well only one of those lessons stuck because we ******* HATE MICHIGAN. Welcome to your one stop shop for hating Michigan. If you aren’t quick witted like us and struggle with the comebacks we have you covered. Of course no guide to hating Michigan would be complete without input from Buckeye Nation. So, enter your best Michigan joke in the comments section, the more inappropriate the better. Consider this post to have the one rule you wished strip clubs had: Anything Goes! On Monday morning Buckeye Empire will meet and crown a champion. Winner gets a free Buckeye Empire shirt of their choice and bragging rights for life. If you are easily offended stop here and stick to saying “Muck Fichigan” because things are about to get inappropriate. Some of these have been passed down through the years and some of these are @personally_foul originals.
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Kim Kardashian,
Justin Bieber,
Denard Robinson,
Hugh Jackman,
Tom Brady,
Drew Henson,
Brady Hoke,
Kate Upton,
Charles Woodson,
Mike Hart
TEAMS: New England Patriots, Green Bay Packers, Michigan Wolverines, Ohio State Buckeyes
TEAMS: New England Patriots, Green Bay Packers, Michigan Wolverines, Ohio State Buckeyes
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November 21, 2012
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November 21, 2012
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November 21, 2012
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November 23, 2012
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November 23, 2012
Big Ten goes 21st Century
Rutgers and Maryland?
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November 23, 2012
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November 20, 2012
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November 23, 2012
“I brought you a little something.”
‘Twas the Night before Michigan
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Not a Buckeye was stirring
Not even the Band
Urban was watching
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While Coach Brady Hoke
Was listening for “KFC” to call his name
Braxton was ready
Running plays through his head
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November 22, 2012
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November 21, 2012
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November 21, 2012
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November 22, 2012
Joe Caporoso - 12 Pack
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