Is Tony Pike getting Pipped? Of course not - but he can still use another week on the bench

In my head, I have a montage of Brian Kelly sitting behind a rich mahogany desk in his study, staring into the distance in intense contemplation, getting up to stare out the window with a snifter of brandy in one hand, exhaustively scrutinizing sheets of statistics with a magnifying glass, and finally emerging, gavel in hand, to confidently hand down the verdict about his starting quarterback on Monday: CINCINNATI (AP)—After a day of deliberation, coach Brian Kelly decided that Tony Pike will be Cincinnati’s starting quarterback when he's healthy. [...] "I re-examined it," Kelly said Monday. "I was dead serious. I went back and thought about clearly the plusses and minuses—a lot of plusses with both guys. After careful consideration, Tony’s our guy. We’ve got to make sure he’s at the level he needs to be (physically)." When will that be? Maybe not for a while yet, since Kelly told a radio station this morning Zach Collaros...