Jake Long puts GM on Mac Blast

Jake Long's dad spent 30 years working for General Motors, but the first thing Jake is going to buy with his new contract is a Ford truck. That's cold. With $30 million in the bank, he should at least buy a GMC and let it sit in the driveway. Just to appease the old man. When I suggested that to Jake last night, he said that he would think about it, but that in the meantime he's definitely buying an F-250. Why not an F-650? That's how the ballers roll, and the big boy from Lapeer, Michigan definitely strikes me as a baller. - Dewey