Originally written on The Victory Formation  |  Last updated 3/14/13
Attention, Kmart shoppers. Are you marginally athletic AND somewhat academically gifted!? Well, do we have the deal of the day for you! Would you like to attend the most expensive school in the SEC!? Would you like to play in front of the smallest home crowds in the SEC!?!? WELL LISTEN UP, BUDDY!! We here at Vanderbilt University (pronounced “Vahn-dah-bilt”) have both the most expensive college experience and the smallest football stadium and we are CENTRALLY LOCATED IN NASHVILLE, TN WITH A BIG AIRPORT AND THREE COUNTRY MUSIC STATIONS! Let’s see any other team in the mighty SEC beat these amenities! No 1 can offer combination of attributes we can,no 1,best of both worlds,if u want 2 settle in life this probably isn’t place 4 u anyway! — James Franklin (@jamesfranklinvu) March 14, 2013 Vanderbilt has several catchphrases rolling off Commodore tongues around town…”Anchor down” and “All in” and “If you beat me to Starbucks on 21st, order me my usual half-caf white chocolate mocha with a dash of cinnamon and a splash of whip…oh and drop a nickel for me into the cup that homeless guy in the wheel chair that directs traffic in the back alley is always [...]
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