Originally posted on The Victory Formation  |  Last updated 1/5/13
There was a man in the land of Cleve, whose name was spencerJob96, who was a righteous and just man, and one that feared the football gods, and one that eschewed hully gully football.  And there were born to him two teams, with great households, two of the most historic in the midwest.  His substance was also seven thousand sheep, and three thousand camels, and five hundred yoke of oxen, and five hundred she asses*. *this is a real quote from the Book of Job that I’d have hated myself if I didn’t include. The football gods saw spencerJob96 and spake to hully gully Satan, “hast thou considered my servant spencerJob96, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth the football gods, and escheweth hully gully football?”  Then hully gully Satan answered the football gods, “doth spencerJob96 fear the football gods for nought?  Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side?”** **apparently deities like asking rhetorical questions. There was a day when a messenger came to spencerJob96 and spake “sir, your house of Browns hath been taken.”  For the football gods [...]
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