Found November 03, 2010 on Hey Jenny Slater:
After three straight inspiring wins, our previewers resumed having their hearts ripped directly from their chests last week. Each of them took the overtime loss to Florida in different ways -- Depressive Doug fully expected a demoralizing loss, so he just got drunk and went to bed. Manic Doug, however, drove all over the neighborhood playing Kool Keith's "Spankmaster" album at maximum volume and trying to pick up MILFs out trick-or-treating with their kids. (You don't want to know what his costume was.) Neither pursuit proved terribly productive, but they've done their best to shrug off their disappointment and put forth an effort to say something meaningful about this weekend's game against DI-AA Idaho State. Well, one of them did, at least.Manic Doug: Dude. Get up, bro. Up and at 'em.Depressive Doug: Why?MD: 'Cause we have to preview Idaho State.(long pause)DD: No we don't. (rolls back over)MD: Come on, man. If I have to do it, you have to do ...
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