go to MSN.com
Found February 12, 2013 on Crystal Ball Run: Yardbarker Blogger Network
TEAMS:

Via Crystal Ball Run:

There are moments (which seem to happen more during the college football offseason, than at any other time) where stories come out that simply seem too good to be true. Or in some cases too bad to be true. Whatever the case, they’re so unbelievable, so outlandish, so ridiculous, that they really need to be heard to be believed.

One of those stories came on Monday afternoon, and came courtesy of Urban Meyer, who was speaking at an Ohio coaches convention. After waxing poetic about his program, changes in recruiting tactics by younger coaches and the state of Big Ten recruiting in general, well, Urban just got a little weird.

Actually, in Urban’s defense, it was more a story of legendary Ohio State coach Woody Hayes getting weird, when Urban was on Earl Bruce’s OSU staff in the 1980s.

Here is the story, with a big thanks to CoachingSearch.com for sharing it with us:

"So I guess Ohio State had lost the bowl game, so Earl Bruce brings in Woody Hayes. I had been there just a week and I'm thinking, 'Holy, this is Coach Hayes.' I'm sitting in the back. Coach Hayes was not healthy at the time, but stands up and starts laying into the coaching staff about toughness. That we have no toughness in the program. That's why we lost the game. On and on and screaming, this old guy pounding the table. He says, 'We have no toughness, and the reason is because you're not tough. No one on this staff is tough enough, and that's a problem.'

"He reaches down and grabs this box, slides the top and there was something in the box moving around. He reaches in and he pulls out this turtle. He reaches down, this turtle's snapping and he says, 'I'm going to show you toughness.' He unzips his pants and takes out whatever he takes out. The turtle reaches up and snaps at him. You see the veins and the sweat (on Hayes). He screams at the coaches, 'That's toughness! That's f'n toughness!' He reaches down, pokes the turtle right in the eye and it falls off. He wipes the sweat off his forehead and says, 'That's the problem. We don't have anybody in this room tough enough to do that right there.'

"(One assistant) raises his hand and says, 'Coach, I'd do this. Just promise not to poke me in the eye.'"

So yeah, about that, huh?

Safe to say that we have officially arrived in college football's offseason.

More from Crystal Ball Run:
7 Comments:
  • thats not a true story----it is however, one of the oldest jokes around-----Meyer was trying to make a point and used this joke as support for his point - John
  • Now that's funny! Even if it isn't true, it's hilarious.
  • Urban Meyer truly is not playing with a full deck ever since the resignation at Florida then the change of heart thing. He's just plain weird and arrogant !!!
  • maybe, but he did lead Ohio State to an undefeated season last year, even though they weren't bowl elegible, so I'd say his coaching ability hasn't suffered one bit since leaving Florida ... just saying ...
  • and that's how Woody Hayes became Jewish
  • I heard this story in the mid 1970's. However, it was about Bo Schemechler prior to a OSU vs Michigan game. Bo brought a basket of snapping turtles on the practice field the evening before the game. He had the turtle latch onto his whatever. he winched but let it hold on. He then put his finger in the turtles eye and it released its grasp. The player watch in disbelief. Then he ask if there was any Michigan player that was tough enough to come up and repeat the feat. After a while one player raised his hand and said "I'll do it coach but please don't put your finger in my eye."
THE BACKYARD
RELATED ARTICLES

Urban Meyer: To show toughness, Woody Hayes once let a turtle bite his penis

Woody Hayes served as the Ohio State Buckeyes coach from 1951-1978, winning five national championships during his tenure. It is not surprising that his impact upon the Buckeyes football program lasted far beyond his coaching tenure and had a profound effect on all Ohio State coaches who followed him. One such example of how Hayes remained an integral figure in Columbus was relayed...

Ohio State Head Coach Tells Tale Of How Legendary Woody Hayes Measured Toughness, It Would Bring Tears To Most Men’s Eyes

If you grew up watching Ohio State Buckeyes football during the Woody Hayes era, you already know there was no one else in coaching like him. today the Buckeyes head coach Urban Meyer shared a story about the Legend himself. Meyer shared a story that he witnessed while he was an assistant at the Ohio State University back in the 1980′s. It seems the coaching staff needed some inspiration...

B1G officials agree to stop scheduling ‘Little Sisters of the Poor’

It was two and half years ago, Ohio State Buckeyes school president E. Gordon Gee took a swipe at smaller schools that were vying for a spot in the BCS discussion by pointing to their lack of difficult scheduling. He cited that B1G teams played a much more difficult schedule each and every week. His comment was very demeaning to schools like Boise St and TCU at the time, and not...
RUMORS & GOSSIP
EAU DE BROOKLYN

Barclays Center fills arena with perfume

Did you happen to notice a pleasing scent while watching the Nets this season? It just happens to be the 'signature' scent of Barclays Center.

Via NESN.com Verified_ybn
9 hours ago  | 
FIGHTIN' WORDS

Garcia: Tiger Woods a 'liar'

After his meltdown and subsequent loss at The Players Championship to Woods, Sergio Garcia took to Golf Magazine to air some more grievances against his rival.

Via Gamedayr Verified_ybn
3 hours ago  | 
BREAKING AND ENTERING

Ray Rice's home burglarized

Baltimore County police say the Reisterstown home of Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice was burglarized over the weekend, with cash and guns reported stolen.

Via BlackSportsOnline Verified_ybn
2 hours ago  | 
THE LURE OF KANSAS

Tarik Black to Kansas?

Everything is coming up Kansas these days. A week after landing 2013′s prize recruit, Andrew Wiggins, Bill Self appears to have landed the nation’s most talked about transfer in Tarik Black.

Via SCACC Hoops Verified_ybn
5 hours ago  | 
NOT A FAKE

Get ready for Te'o bobblehead night!

Thursday night, the Florence (Ky) Freedom of the Frontier League will host Manti Te'o Girlfriend bobblehead night. Come out to see low level minor league baseball, get an empty box and enjoy some other perks of the night.

Via Next Impulse Sports Verified_ybn
5 hours ago  | 
NEW BUZZ IN TOWN

Charlotte will announce name change

The Charlotte Bobcats will have a press conference Tuesday afternoon to announce the franchise will change their nickname to the Hornets.

Via Gamedayr Verified_ybn
7 hours ago  | 
JUST SAY NO

Suspensions may get Seahawks fined

Since 2010, no other NFL team has had more players suspended for PED use than the Seahawks, and now they could be hit with fines from the NFL as well. 

Via The Victory Formation Verified_ybn
6 hours ago  | 
POLICE BLOTTER

Lillard's entourage in altercation

After two men took a photo of the NBA Rookie of the Year, they were reportedly roughed up by two people from a group associated with the Blazers guard. 

Via BlackSportsOnline Verified_ybn
8 hours ago  | 
SIGN OF THE TIMES

Golfer shares tale of Tiger stiffing him

Rocco Mediate recently sat down with Golf Channel’s David Feherty, and told a story about how Tiger Woods once blew him off for an autograph request. 

Via Larry Brown Sports Verified_ybn
1 day ago  | 
JUST DESSERTS

Pastries to blame for blown save?

Baseball players are notorious for suffering from bizarre ailments, but Aroldis Chapman's tale of why he blew a save might just take the cake...er, pastry. 

Via The Outside Corner Verified_ybn
11 hours ago  | 
Today's Best Stuff
For Bloggers

Join the Yardbarker Network for more promotion, traffic, and money.

Company Info
Help
What is Yardbarker?

Yardbarker is the largest network of sports blogs and pro athlete blogs on the web. This site is the hub of the Yardbarker Network, where our editors and algorithms curate the best sports content from our network and beyond.