Queue Up Sweet Georgia Brown

Tuesday Night saw The Villain make his professional basketball debut… with the Harlem Globetrotters. While E.T. wisely didn’t partake in the chicanery and shenanigans the ‘Trot (my improvised nickname for them; help it catch on) are usually all about, he did participate as the honorary jump ball tosser. It would appear as though the ball he threw was actually a balloon of some kind, or his agent David Falk has given him advanced access to that glowing ball from “Space Jam”. Turner proceed to take in the action from a court side seat as the Globetrotters rolled who appeared to be the Columbus Northland Vikings post-Jared Sullinger. God speed, young men. Turner will probably spend the next 6 weeks readying himself for individual workouts which should ultimately result in him being taken second overall in the 2010 NBA Draft as is expected. We should have a better idea where the kid is headed after the Draft Lottery, which typically takes place the second t...