Originally written on Dr. Saturday  |  Last updated 6/27/14

ANN ARBOR, MI - SEPTEMBER 05: Tate Forcier #5 of the Michigan Wolverines celebrates with Denard Robinson #16 after Robinson ran for a long first quarter touchdown against the Western Michigan Broncos on September 5, 2009 at Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor, Michigan. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)
If Michigan quarterback Denard Robinson didn't own the title of "Fastest Man in College Football" before today, it was only because the margins are too small and the circumstances on the field too variable to discern among individual players. If he doesn't own the title after today, it's only because no one had a stopwatch on hand when he moved to respond to a series of messages on his official Twitter account that began thusly: Hi. Yes, I hacked you lol. You are the most disgraceful person I have ever met in my entire life! You cheated on me our entire relationship! It goes downhill from there, with the anonymous tweeter calling Robinson "a liar and a manipulator," absolving herself of remorse "because you didn't give a DAMN whether you hurt me or not" and finally taunting another tweeter who "wanted Denard as well." ("Yes, he told me about you too… stop being a follower sweetie, you've been doing that since he was messing around with Ashley.") Aaaand scene: Predictably, the acco...
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