Sorry Sam, Lindsay loves the cod-piece...always has, always will

Apparently, Lohan and "girlfriend" Samantha Ronsen have entered couples counseling because of Lindsays' wandering eye....or should I say 'ole wandering one eye? http://www.nypost.com/seven/11212008/gossip/pagesix/therapy_for_lindsay__sam_139928.htm I have no doubt this is true. Lindsay loves the penis. Just ask Aaron Carter, Damien Fahey, Jack Osbourne, Fez, Colin Farrell, Calum Best, Harry Judd, Talan Torriero, Christian Slater, Diego Garcia, Mitch Mortaza, David Spade, Richie Akiva, Scott Sartiano, Shia LeBeouf, Jared Leto, Nick Cannon, Leo, Lapo Elkann, Sean Lenna, Ryan Adams, Adam Levine, The Flying Tomato, Brett Ratner, Mr. Girls Gone Wild, Mr. Greek-shipping-heir-now-and-who-previously-banged Paris Hilton, Jamie Burke, Brandon Davis, Nick Lachey, Garrett Hedlund, Harry Morton and Evan Ross, who have all been rumored to have "dated" the lovely Mrs. Lohan over the past 7 years. Realize this...most of the dudes listed above are first-class gina-slay...