Text Messages I Received During the Bulls/Celtics Game 7

These real life messages from real life bros were received between 6:37 and 10:32 pm Saturday night. It's like the Brad Miller remix of Texts from Last Night, only not made up.-------------6:37 -- Im nervous about a game i have no rooting interest in.6:39 -- If i had one. I have subbed a raptors shirt.6:53 -- How many tins of Skoal has Brad Miller gone through today?7:02 -- Bangersssss7:32 -- Thanks for basketball, God!7:46 -- H8 big baby7:58 -- Watching Brian Scalabrine guard Brad Miller is like stepping into a phantom tollbooth of delusional gigantism. Scalabrine is ginger Michael Rapaport.8:04 -- It's uncanny. I feel after the game both of them are going to go home and listen to Mac Lethal records.8:05 -- Do you think he and the professor listen to old cage records outside of the rucker?8:07 -- Wait Scalabrine is El-P's gigantoid brother. How has no one realized this.8:53 -- Rondo is a little girl.9:28 -- Vinny Del Nego may employ a professional hair stylist.9:29 -- ...