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Fundamental football makes him dripping wet
Welcome back to The Money Shot, kiddies, which is also known as your home for analyzing the quotes of college football coaches! At least it is this week! You may have thought that we were through with that after Monday’s treasure trove but WE ARE NOT. If you have learned two things from this site over the years (in regards to the NFL’s little bro) they are:
1. Ohio Buckeye fans suck turds.
2. I hate Notre Dame almost as much.
Who is the man that can bring those two sides together to form one giant ball of hate and cookie dough? Who is the man that stirs the pot of chili like none other? Who is the man that brought old man trolling to the Big Ten? Who is the man with the 24 inch flabby pythons? WHO DA MAN?
It’s The Hokester, BRAH! The rotund Michigan Man(!) head coach was speaking to a group of loser alums this past weekend in Grand Rapids (I hope it was Ohio) and fired off this gem in between shots of melted oleo:
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Michigan Football could receive a big recruiting boost on SUnday, May 26th. That is the day that the nation’s second ranked recruit, Jabrill Peppers, will announce his commitment live on ESPNU.
Peppers has narrowed his list down to LSU, Notre Dame, Michigan, Penn State, Rutgers and Stanford. The prevailing sentiment among recruiting analyst is that Michigan is in the driver’s...
Michigan coach Brady Hoke has taken the Notre Dame rivalry up a notch.
Hoke made a crowd chuckle on Monday at West Michigan Sports Commission luncheon by saying the Fighting Irish are ''chickening out'' from the storied series.
Notre Dame exercised an option in its football-scheduling contract with Michigan last fall to cancel games from 2015-2017.
Michigan head football coach Brady Hoke might be taking Notre Dame's decision to end its annual rivalry game with the Wolverines after 2014 a little too personal. Speaking in front of a luncheon for the Western Michigan Sports Commission, Hoke let loose on how he really felt about the ND's decision, which was a result of the school's recent partnership with the ACC. ...
University of Michigan head coach Brady Hoke has done a great job of reviving the Wolverine football program that had come into hard times during the previous years prior to his arrival in Ann Arbor. A Michigan man to the fullest, Hoke is all about the tradition of the program and its legacy.
Part of the tradition for Michigan is their annual match-up with Notre Dame. A rivalry that...
It’s understandable what Michigan football coach Brady Hoke is trying to do, stirring up some controversy with his remarks that Notre Dame is “chickening out” of the two teams’ rivalry after the 2014 season.
Brady Hoke feels slighted by Notre Dame cancelling games between 2015 and 2017, but it makes sense for the Fighting Irish.
The game is a guarantee that the Wolverines...
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) -- Michigan coach Brady Hoke has taken the Notre Dame rivalry up a notch.
Hoke made a crowd chuckle on Monday at West Michigan Sports Commission luncheon by saying the Fighting Irish are "chickening out" from the storied series.
Notre Dame exercised an option in its football-scheduling contract with Michigan last fall to cancel games from 2015...
God bless the offseason? Why? Well, the offseason gives us alumni luncheons and other events where coaches get to bloviate. prognosticate, and basically **** talk for an hour, while (especially in Brady Hoke's case) stuff their fat ******* mouth with as much free food as possible.
For example, I give you Brady Hoke:
Hoke says Notre Dame is "chickening out"...
Brady Hoke has been keen on rivalries since making his way back to Ann Arbor, something his predecessor in Rich Rodriguez was never one to do.
Unfortunately though for Hoke and the Wolverines one of their storied rivalries in Notre Dame has chosen to dissolve the rivalry, at least for the time being which has left Hoke a little agitated…
“The Notre Dame game,...
The way Michigan coach Brady Hoke sees things, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish are chickening out on their rivalry. The memes happen to think so too.
During the West Michigan Sports Commission Annual Luncheon, Michigan head football coach, Brady Hoke, reportedly said Notre Dame is “chickening out” of the Irish vs. Wolverines series.
Hoke says Notre Dame is “chickening out” of its series with Michigan. Notes ND is still playing Michigan State.
— Kyle Meinke (@kmeinke) May 13, 2013
Notre Dame and Michigan have one...
Michigan and Notre Dame have played each other in football 40 times, including every season since 2002. But that rivalry was set to be put on hiatus in 2018-2019 as the Irish scheduled games with the ACC. However, what wasn’t expected was that the Irish would also cancel the scheduled games between the two for 2015-2017. Michigan coach Brady Hoke thinks Notre Dame is “chickening...
Notre Dame defensive tackle Louis Nix responds to Michigan Wolverines coach Brady Hoke for claiming the Irish were 'chickening out' on their rivalry game.