Found October 30, 2012 on Bacon Sports:
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Florida Gators Head Coach Will Muschamp is a funny cat. His range of emotions are less stable than that of a 16 year old high school girl and he definitely isn’t afraid to show them. At last Saturday’s World’s Largest Cocktail Party vs Georgia he was on his game as the Gators were entrenched in a back and forth battle that had him all riled up like his wife was making him go to JoAnne Fabrics on a Sunday afternoon. Here are the many different faces that Will Muschamp made. Wait, Bobby Bonilla is still getting paid by the New York Mets face. So you are telling me that Theo Ratliff never had double digit rebounds in a season yet made over $100 million for his NBA career face. Possessed robot I sort of look like Chad Pennington face. Trying to take a steak bone away from a dog face. You just fake chowed my wife face. I’m only doing this porno to help pay for college face. You ate Daddy’s big piece of chicken face. Hungry Hungry Hippos face. I can’t believe my wife dressed me in this putrid khaki/camel colored suit and I’m a little bit defeated face. I do enjoy the occasional Twizzler face. I can’t believe that I bet on the Kansas City Chiefs face. The George W Bush face. That meatloaf isn’t sitting too well face. Milk was a bad choice face. I just saw Greg Oden naked face. What does the sign on the Goodyear blimp say face. How can I be as vague as possible while still answering the question face. Someone is playing with my balls off the camera face. If one train leaves Chicago for Kansas City at 2 pm going 40 miles per hour and another leaves Houston at 3 pm going 55 miles per hour which train will arrive in Kansas City first face. I’m thinking about the dog from Marley & Me face. I’m looking at Tracy Wolfson’s boobs face. I can’t believe the dog just crapped on the floor again face. You just farted while I’m eating dinner face. Peeing on an electric fence face. Straining to keep a turtle head from popping out face. Renee Zellweger was such a sweetie in Jerry McGuire face. Damn that was a good marathon sex session face. Fine I’ll give this power bottom thing a try face. I just got a remote controlled helicopter for Christmas face. I – CAN’T – HEAR – YOU face. Holy crap, I can’t believe that Hulk Hogan is the third member of the Outsiders face. Darf face. How can you be out of rental cars when I have my confirmation right here face. I can’t believe you think that beef brisket is better than pulled pork face. This is why we can’t have nice things face. Sometimes I wish that people knew that I had feelings too face. If you dig random and vintage sports stuff like this then don’t forget to follow us on Twitter or Like Us on Facebook. We are running a contest where if you like us on Facebook by Oct 31 then you’ll be entered to win a sweet 8×10 photo of Larry Bird rocking some 80s nut huggers, Converse shoes, and showing some sweet shooting form.

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