Top 11 NFL Questions Following Sunday's Action

11. Why do Andy Reid and the Eagles soil themselves in short yardage play calling, and can they please, please stop? 10. Is anyone else dreading the return of Kerry Collins in the Super Bowl? 9. When President-Elect Obama takes over, will white drug users like Matt Jones get suspended with the same speed as black drug users? 8. If you are Daunte Culpepper, are you wondering why you came back yet, or is that feeling left to just Lions Fan? 7. With the possible exception of the Cardinals (home field only), can we just euthanize the NFC and AFC West? 6. Given the success of Matt Ryan and Joe Flacco, what happened to the rule that rookie quarterbacks stink? 5. Could the Patriots crowd have been any less excited in today's win against Buffalo? (Seriously, if you people aren't going to cheer a win, why exactly do you go to the games?) 4. When Herm Edwards and his Chiefs go for 2 and the win and don't get it on the road in San Diego as 15.5 point underdogs, can we still call him an idiot? (Answer: Yes. It is always OK to call Herm Edwards an idiot.) 3. Which team quit faster -- the Rams as they were going down by 40 in the first half (!) against the Jets, or the Lions, who lost by 24 at home to a Jags team that gave the Bengals their only win? 2. After the Raiders failed to cover the spread in losing by 11 at home, despite forcing 4 interceptions and having 7 more first downs... well, is there a number in which you'd honestly pick them to cover? 1. Would a coordinated movement of firebombing and kindnappings stop Toyota's "Saved by Zero" and DirecTV's "Chevy Chase" ads, and if so, when can we start?