Translating Rich Gunnell and Jimmy Clausen, post-game

Boston College receiver Rich Gunnell had a big afternoon with 10 catches for 179 yards and a touchdown in the Eagles' 20-16 loss at Notre Dame, then had a few choice words with Irish quarterback Jimmy Clausen: What did Gunnell say to draw Jimmy's ire? Dr. Saturday's expert lip-readers have narrowed down the options: • "Ed Hardy is played, dog. Quote me." • "I do say, sir, that was quite the spirited scrum! We would be oh so appreciative if you could accompany your mates to our scone-and-custard brunch." • "Pull my finger." • [Whispering]: "Just like we planned, just like we ... okay ... push!" [To reporters:] "Oh my god, I had no idea you were so strong!" • "I don't want to be starting nothing, but Theismann told me Powlus was better." • "No, you can be my wingman." • "Yeah, I said it: Kate doesn't deserve John." • "Have you ever ...