Week 17 Quick Hitters

--Bill Parcells has a guaranteed $9M out in his Dolphins deal, assuming Huizenga sells his share next month. This gives Redskins Park a collective boner.--The Patriots miss the playoffs at 11-5. The Ravens should have stopped the Patriots 16-0 run late last year on MNF. The Dolphins narrowly missed 0-16 last year. The Cam Cameron-led Dolphins only beat the Ravens. The Ravens just won to keep the Patriots out of this year's Patriots. Wanna bet against them for revenge against Miami? The Ravens are 1-0 this year in Miami and 1-0 all time in Miami for the playoffs. Just sayin'.--The NFC East is still a pool of s**t. The Skins held the Eagles to 3. The Ravens beat the tar out of the Cowboys. The Cowboys shit the bed against the Eagles. All of this violates all three basic laws of mathematics, without even adding the Cowboys-Giants game.--Cleveland has fired Phil Savage (GM, formerly Ravens) and Romeo Crennell (DC, formerly Pats) Miami has won their division with Tony Sparano (fo...