CHRIS HANSEN RUMORS & GOSSIP

Bastard Basterd or not, it’s so unfair that Brad Pitt can grow a ridiculous mustache like the one he has in the poster above and women will still find him ridiculously attractive.  I grew a mustache once and all it got me was a visit from Chris Hansen.  Pitt gets to bang Angelina Jolie and [...]

Video: Chris Hansen wants a word with this Hurricanes fan.Stuff: Kim Kardashian ganks Beyonce.Sports: The 10 best 2009 NFL Draft celebrity look-alikes.Babes: Sexy British blonde Lauren Pope.Babes: Coco Austin brings the class.Babes: Eva Mendes posed nude.Babes: Who's Hotter: Wolverine Movie Edition.Stuff: #1 on the all-time inappropriate logo list.Babes: Waste corporate

YouTube is a scary, scary place. Grown men, in basements, with video capturing equipment — if that doesn’t spell Chris Hansen then I don’t know what does. While a whole slue of amateur movie makers attempt at becoming the next Internet celebrity, there’s always those hidden gems we stumble across once in awhile. In effort [...]

Don’t believe anything about that hottie who just tried to friend you on Facebook. I’ve watched enough sensationalist TV to know it could really be Chris Hansen on the other end. Or, even worse, Scott Pioli. (”It’s a trap!”) YAHOO SPORTS, which is pretty much leaving CBSSPORTS.COM in the dust these days, talked to a source [...]

Chat about tonight's game here, but keep it clean because Chris Hansen may be watching.

Ah, Signing Day, that one day of the year when grown men can freely fawn over high school boys without the threat of Chris Hansen popping out around the corner.Whether or not you're sick and tired of watching kids sit in front of a table flanked by their parents, coaches and high school ...

Here's a subject we don't get into that much on NQTC: NCAA football recruiting. Today is like Christmas for those of us who spend way too much time paying attention to where a 17 or 18 year old kid is going to college. Hey, at least Chris Hansen isn't paying us a visit.Anyway, today is National Signing Day for high school seniors to officially decide where they are...

by Isaac, The World of IsaacNow that Mindy's out of jail, she can spill the beans about what her and Roger's love affair.According to NBC sports, McCready and Roger had a relationship for more than a decadeMcCready said she met Clemens when she was 16, not 15, as reported by the New York Daily News last April. She told the news magazine they met in a karaoke bar, that her...

by Mr. E, Staff WriterI kid you not, the photo below is one of the thousands of Olympic photos that are available on Yahoo!'s in depth coverage of the 29th Olympiad. Or XXIX for you Romans out there.The caption: The US team celebrates on the podium after winning the silver in the women's team final of the artistic gymnastics event of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing...

Well, looks like club soccer coach Benjamin Evans has seen Chris Hansen in action enough to know that sending AOL IM's or visiting online chat rooms in an effort to solicit sex from a minor is a very bad idea. So what did Evans do to avoid this pressing dilemna that is such a thorn in all of our sides? He decided to go to the good old text message to solicit sex from Hannah Montana's peers...