AUSTIN (Sportsman's Daily Wire Service) For several days, there were rumors that Lance Armstrong is returning to competitive cycling and will ride for a Kazakhstan-financed team based in Belgium. Yesterday, the rumors were semi-confirmed when a bushy-haired man in a green thong was seen riding alongside Lance on the back roads of Austin.
Two miles into the ride, the man, who is believed to be the celebrated Kazakh journalist Borat Sagdiyev, pulled to the side of road, bent over in obvious pain. Emergency workers arrived and deployed the "jaws of life" to extract the thong that had stubbornly lodged between his buttocks and relieve the intense pressure and "strangulating action" it had exerted on his testicles. (More)
Two miles into the ride, the man, who is believed to be the celebrated Kazakh journalist Borat Sagdiyev, pulled to the side of road, bent over in obvious pain. Emergency workers arrived and deployed the "jaws of life" to extract the thong that had stubbornly lodged between his buttocks and relieve the intense pressure and "strangulating action" it had exerted on his testicles. (More)
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