Found September 30, 2009 on Fins Nation:
...would us all to take a deep breath, relax, take it easy, and maybe not think or talk about the Dolphins for a while. Sure, you're free to do so here in the comments. And Adriana's tits would never tell you what to do. But I don't think it's wise to ignore them. They are wise as they are delightful. Like Chinese fortune cookies. Except, you know, they don't taste like ****.Be back tomorrow where we can pick up the vitriol full steam.Until then, chill. It's hump day. Go hump. Have a couple of beers, watch a movie, catch up on your favorite comic books, have a couple of gwerk yerks, whatever the hell you do to wind down. The Dolphins will be here tomorrow. And they'll still suck.See you all then.
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