Originally written on Deuce of Davenport  |  Last updated 10/12/14
Of course he can’t. He doesn’t even know when or where he’ll partake in his next floor pie. One team is doing everything it can to help him decide which side to support. Who wouldn’t want to join illustrious company like the Gallagher Brothers, Dirk Benedict or Timothy Dalton as Manchester City fans? The reigning Premier League champions had Hasselhoff as their guest for their 3-0 victory against Stoke. How did City and their Qatari overlords welcome the Hoff? They gave him a jersey with his name spelled wrong on the back. The former Michael Knight was too big of a man to make a stink about it while he greeted the team who appeared thrilled to meet the man behind Knight Rider and Baywatch Nights. He gave out love and autographs to Kolarov, Aguero and other City players as he got a behind the scenes tour of Eithad Stadium. The former Baywatch star and Britain’s Got Talent judge said: “There is nothing better than to go and watch City win on your day off. “I’m into the spirit. I know how the city is separated between City and United. “I’m torn between the two clubs. I want to wish everyone a ‘Hoffy’ New Year.” Hasselhoff is what happens when a Kardashian daughter combines with Snooki and The Situation to form a man like the Constructicons. A Devastator of stupidity. Quand David Hasselhoff rencontre les joueurs de… by evidenceprod Adam Richman got a similar tour from Spurs during his visit to White Hart Lane but there was no player interaction. Guess they were worried about what might happen to the food. H/T to 101 Great Goals for the jersey picture.
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