2011 was quite a year for the Death Pool. Lots of death meant lots of points. It came down to the last month of 2011 as Beef’s Dad and Sisu were neck and neck. Unfortunately there can only be one champion, and that champion is……SISU!
Sisu celebrates winning Death Pool 2011
Email me at hotcarl72@gmail.com to claim your ****** prize.
Full results here:
Pooh
1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
2. The robot formerly known as Dick Clark
3. Steve Jobs and Apple (+8)
4. Bernie Madoff
5. Mark Zuckerberg
6. Tom from Myspace
7. Clarence “Big Man” Clemons from the E Street Band (+4)
8. Roman Polanski
9. Abe Vigoda – it’s about time, buddy. You put up a good fight.
10. Mel Brooks
Total Points: 12
Beef’s Dad
1. Al Rosellini (+10)
2. The rest of Zsa Zsa
3. Kim Jonh Il (+8)
4. Aretha Franklin
5. Harmon Killebrew (+6)
6. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
7. Julian Assange
8. Eli Wallach
9. Jack Lalanne (+2)
10.Fidel Castro
Total Points: 26
A Cahn
1. ronnie biggs
2. zsa zsa gabor
3. oscar niemeyer
4. margaret thatcher
5. kirk douglas
6. dick cheney
7. burt reynolds
8. larry king
9. joan rivers
10. amy winehouse (+1)
Total Points: 1
Flawson
1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
2. Kirk Douglas
3. Aretha Franklin
4. Billy Graham
5. Danny Devito
6. Nancy Reagan
7. Michael Douglas
8. Vern Troyer
9. Paul Allen
10. Rulon Gardner
Total Points: 0
Adam S.
1. Betty Ford (+10)
2. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
3. Jerry Lewis
4. Bob Dole
5. Nelson Mandela
6. Kirk Douglas
7. Zsa Zsa Gabor
8. Kim Jong Il (+3)
9. OJ Simpson
10. Dick Clark
Total Points: 13
Hotdog
1. Fidel Castro
2. Zsa Zsa Gabor
3. Bob Barker
4. Al Davis (+7)
5. Andy Rooney (+6)
6. Kim Jong-Il (+5)
7. Ariel Sharon
8. Jerry Stiller
9. Don Rickles
10. Barack Obama
Total Points: 18
skdub
1. Fidel
2. Chuck Knox
3. Kim Jong-il (+7)
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
6. Nancy Reagan
7. Tracy Morgan
8. Elizabeth Taylor (+3)
9. Buddy Ryan
10. Todd Palin
Total Points: 10
Beef
1. Hosni Mubarak
2. Than Shwe
3. Jiang Zemin
4. Muqtada al-Sadr
5. Joseph Koney
6. Saif al-Adel
7. King Abdullah Bin Abdul-Aziz
8. Ramzan Kadyrov
9. Idriss Déby
10.Regis Philbin
Total Points: -1 for making me have to google everyone on your list
Beef’s Uncle
1. Carl Reiner
2. Jerry Van ****
3. Ann Guilbert
4. Rose Marie
5. Dick van ****
6. Mary Tyler Moore
7. Marty Ingels
8. Don Rickles
9. Garry Marshall
10. Ken Berry
11. Jamie Farr
Total Points: 0, but I like the death package.
Manuel Faces
1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
2. Kirk Douglas
3. Fidel Castro
4. Abe Vigoda
5. Nancy Reagan
6. Betty White
7. Kim Jong-Il (+4)
8. Keith Richards
9. Michael Douglas
10. Courtney Love
Total Points: 4
Cojo
1. Billy Graham
2. Fidel Castro
3. Merle Haggard
4. Wilford Brimley
5. Zsa Zsa
6. Bob Barker
7. Andy Rooney (+4)
8. Betty White
9. Fats Domino
10. Magic Johnson
Total Points: 4
Sisu
1. James Arness (+10)
2. Kirk Douglas
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Harry Morgan (+7)
5. Clif Robertson (+6)
6. Elizabeth Taylor (+5)
7. Charlie Sheen
8. Vern Troyer
9. Andy Griffith
10. James Garner
Total Points: 28
Dr. Muuv
1) Andy Griffith
2) Kirk Douglas
3) Kim Jong-il (+7)
4) Elizabeth Taylor (+6)
5) Nelson Mandela
6) Ernest Borgnine
7) Jerry Lewis
8) Larry King
9) Aretha Franklin
10) Alan Alda
Total Points: 13
Longtooth
1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
2. Kirk Douglas
3. Charlie Sheen
4. Dick Clark
5. Fidel Castro
6. Kim Jong Il (+5)
7. Abe Vigoda
8. Larry King
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Bob Barker
Total Points: 5
Mrs. Flawson
1. Aretha Franklin
2. Zsa Zsa Gabor
3. Al Davis (+7)
4. Bob Barker
5. Wilford Brimley
6. Mike Tyson
7. Sophia Loren
8. Trig Palin
9. Kathy Goertzen
10. Regis Philbin
Total Points: 7
Colwell
1.) Zsa Zsa Gabor
2.) Jerry Lewis
3.) Fidel Castro
4.) Ernest Borgnine
5.) Pope Benedict XVI
6.) John Madden
7.) Sydney Poitier
8.) BB King
9.) Lil’ Wayne
10.) George Wendt
Total Points: big fat ******* 0.
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