The Bat Elvis, An Eventuality
As always with FTT O-T, not sports and not sorry. Read or skip; it's a big bad Internet.
I really should have seen "The Dark Knight Rises" months and months ago. I loved Tom Hardy in "Bronson" (seriously, see this movie, it's fantastic), so having him take a shot at Bane was all kinds of win. I've liked Anne Hathaway in lots of stuff, mostly because she's been a good presence in kid movies that I've endured for the pleasure of sitting down with my daughters, and a few art movies as well. The Christopher Nolan reboot of the franchise might be the most financially successful move in movie history. I've watched Bat-stuff since I was a child. It's been a really long time since Arnold Schwarzenegger made me want to rip out my frontal lobes for paying money to see fifty ice puns jammed into every possible orifice. Get with the cultural zeitgeist already.
And yet, well, I hadn't before late last night. And...