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I'm this season's YB Bachelorette!!!

Posted June 03, 2009 on Shanelle626's Blog:

Ok, not really but I am a single female with too much time on her hands and the gall to post silly quizzes. So enjoy this compatibility quiz and who knows, maybe you'll be getting a rose at tonight's ceremony!


You are the 88th Yardbarker to take this quiz
1

I was born in the late 70s. You:

are a minor but you'll just tell your mom that I 'stayed back a couple of times'

graduated from high school in '78

were too! or plus or minus a few years

2

An ideal date night would include:

making it rain at the local strip club

reading poetry to each other at sunset

slow dancing at your prom

ordering a pizza, mixing drinks and watching Friday night fights or Superbad (again)

3

My birthday is approaching, you:

take me to dinner but spare me the waiter b-day serenade

express your joy through interpretive dance

break your piggy bank and take me to the arcade

remember...sometime in late August

4

My dog is:

an extention of me and therefore, cute

a problem b/c of your allergies

a pseudo-daughter that should be outfitted in Haute couture

going to snap one day

5

I am a Raiders fan, you:

are a SF, Denver, KC or SD fan and think we should fight to the death

don't care b/c you don't watch football anyway

became one as soon as you read the question

are too! (or at least you respect our differences)

6

I'm going to go workout. You're

not......ever

devoted to your own fitness routine

acing P.E.

taking your 3rd nap of the day

Comments 1-50 (of 68):
  • I got 4, missed #3 & 5 but #3 my B-day really is in late Aug. & #5 I think either answer 1 or 4 would work
    by Shark151   June 03, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • How can I be a Yardbarker Bachelorette, my b-day the 19th of June. I was hoping to enjoy it by watching the Cavs parade, but I guess I'll just.....Watch the Indians and Cubs.... Or jump off a ledge.lol
    by Dawnlan7   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • I don't want to take this quiz. I mean I like you and all Shanelle, but you just have the wrong plumbing for me.
    by Spotella   June 03, 2009   Reply   Options  
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    by [locked]   June 03, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • Spottie, didn't you hear? I'm a hermaphrodite; I have the right plumbing for everybody!! Ok again, that's a joke. LOL
    by Shanelle626   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +2 Likes
  • LOL!
    by Spotella   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • ROFL... Good reference to a previous joke :)
    by CoachScott   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • I'm still doing my interpretive dance and you won't stop me. i know nada about football so I lost that one. What day lady!?!
    by Isabelle   June 03, 2009   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
  • The 26th and I appreciate your interpretive dance (I just hope it's as good as that video you posted).
    by Shanelle626   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
  • I might wreck more things but its just how I roll. 26 of June or July? LIttle Geminita or Little Cancerita?
    by Isabelle   June 05, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • Looney Moon Maiden (Cancer)!
    by Shanelle626   June 05, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • oooh Cancerita! I have so many Crazy Cancer friends...never a dull moment! hhaha excellent I've marked the date!!
    by Isabelle   June 05, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • OK...6 for 6...WhereTF's my rose??????????????????????????????????????
    by filly4ever   June 03, 2009   Reply   Options   +2 Likes
  • filly4ever, do you accept this rose? =)
    by Shanelle626   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
  • YOINK! Intercepted!! Looks like you're getting drunk in the woods with ME tonight. Bring some watermellon candy cuz it makes chick's mouths taste good!
    by meatgoat   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +2 Likes
  • yes..yes..yes.....
    by filly4ever   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
  • 4 out of 6, i guess that counts me out. plus the fact that i`m married does to. lol.
    by khollen   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
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    by [locked]   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +2 Likes
  • lol.
    by khollen   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
  • 5 out of 6 ain't bad, but I'm a 49ers fan!
    by jaymz77   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
  • true, i`m an eagles fan so the answers to that question don`t apply to me.
    by khollen   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • The Niners! Noooooo...J/K
    by Shanelle626   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • 5 outta 6 too...i'm not a minor but i thought the "tell mom I stayed back a couple of times" was pretty funny
    by BYOBooyah   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
  • Thanks for the breakdown and I'm lovin' the new pick. Jerry must be playing some new form of "Tag" that I'm not familiar with.
    by Shanelle626   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • Here's a hint: double up on the squats and firm up to a nice bubble butt and I might overlook the wrong answers...Ha Ha
    by Shanelle626   June 05, 2009   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
  • BP, you're my male twin! And yeah, I'm not completely sure that being like-minded to me is a good thing!
    by Shanelle626   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +2 Likes
  • Yeah cuz that means you're both like minded to ME which is really really really not a good thing.
    by meatgoat   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +2 Likes
  • OMG, we're Cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the underworld!
    by Shanelle626   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +2 Likes
  • Ugh...the fact that you didn't need to explain what it is makes me feel a little sad inside.PSYCHE!!! haha if you don't know,try reading a book sometime.
    by meatgoat   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +2 Likes
  • Certifiable but I've avoided a 5150 thus far!
    by Shanelle626   June 05, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • OK so I lied.I probably wont read you poetry...well really I just don't want to hear yours.People seem to either think they are proficient at writing prose or that I greatly enjoy bad poetry.Here's a tip: when my eyes glaze over with a milky film and my ears start bleeding because I'm not supposed to put rusty nails in them...I'm probably not interested in what your reading to me.Anyway,yeah a pizza and a movie would be good.That counts as your birthday dinner too,though.
    by meatgoat   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +2 Likes
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a pocket full of Jolly Ranchers, and they're watermelon too! Yeah, I'm not much of a classic romantic so I think I'd have a hard time keeping a straight face if someone tried to read me their poetry (if been spared any attempts thus far).
    by Shanelle626   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
  • lol....I changed my mind. That is a great poem.
    by meatgoat   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • I only got 3 right, but that's ok, cause I'm married to a man - I tell you though, you and some other girls on this site could make me curious, LOL, Just kidding!
    by hockeygoddess   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +4 Likes
  • very niiiice haha....all those fat basement dwellers with zits on their face just got a little excited!
    by BYOBooyah   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • They'll be leaving yardbarker and going on aol chat sites(What are you wearing?), LOL
    by hockeygoddess   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • I got a 5! Except for that whole Raider thing, I think we will be hooking up soon. it may be a fight to the death, but it's better than being boring, huh? :)
    by CoachScott   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
  • Hey it worked for Michael Douglas & Kathleen Turner in "The War of the Roses"!
    by Shanelle626   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • That is one movie that I've always wanted to see, yet for some reason, have yet to. Was it good? I think I just love a good domestic dispute.
    by BYOBooyah   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • Yeah, it's pretty good. A nice example of how evil couples can get with one another.
    by Shanelle626   June 04, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • Cool cool...I can't wait to be a part of an evil couple...well I can wait (and I am) but I feel it's inevitable
    by BYOBooyah   June 05, 2009   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
  • Damn I didn't know the answers change every time you come back to the article.
    by Shark151   June 05, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • The correct answers stays the same but yeah, the system reorders the choices. So those cheat notes you wrote on your hand wont work!
    by Shanelle626   June 05, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • Since I didn't get a rose, can I have a 12 pack of beer?
    by Shark151   June 05, 2009   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
  • Sure! 4 of 6 was close but if the beer is a satisfactory consolation prize then I can pony up. To be honest, I'm not a beer drinker, more of a wino or hard liquor girl. Beer makes me burp and it's hard to look cute and be constantly belching!
    by Shanelle626   June 06, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • 6/6 How you doin? haha
    by DaBirds717   June 06, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • The lack of a picture makes you so mysterious! I'm intrigued. A little afraid...but intrigued. LOL
    by Shanelle626   June 06, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • No thats me its not the default I take pictures of my shadow on the wall
    by DaBirds717   June 07, 2009   Reply   Options   +1 Likes
  • LOL...how very artsy of you!
    by Shanelle626   June 07, 2009   Reply   Options  
  • Nagasaki victim pity date.
    by meatgoat   June 07, 2009   Reply   Options  
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