Laugh all you want asshole, laugh all you want. While you're laughing, I'll be running to my local Albertson's to stock up on canned goods, bottled water, and Top Ramen noodles (you can eat them raw, you know…). I'm not going to be caught with my pants down again…Primate Wars are the next terrorist activity waiting to happen.
And while I am a fully trained CIA Operative and FBI Agent, I am not fucking with Turbo Chimp. I'd venture to bet that even Chuck Norris is afraid.
Nostradamus said it would be a man with a mullet who betrayed us….and I mean…look at the video….who's training the little shit flinger? Man with a mullet…..
I rest my case.
Original Story:
http://www.ebsports.net/blog/?p=200
Original Story:
http://www.ebsports.net/blog/?p=200
