There's no more laying on her stomach in the near future.
One of the absolute silliest debates that I’ve ever heard is the blogger bro vs. blogger bro Civil War of Kate Upton vs. Marisa Miller. For me that’s like arguing air vs. water, because we need both to live, damn it. Would you argue your mother against your father? Lobster Dog vs. Douche Dog? Channing Tatum vs. Chet Haze? No! You wouldn’t argue any of these things, because they are all equally important to us.
Now, while so many people have fought this worthless fight, it appears that it has all been for naught. According to US Weekly, Miller has apparently thrown her whole career away.
The supermodel, 33, and her husband, record producer Griffin Guess, 32, are expecting their first child, her rep confirms to Us Weekly. Miller is due late fall.
That is, unless you’re into pregnant women, in which case Upton loses.
If you’re unfamiliar with Guess, he looks like this, so there’s hope for so many of us yet. But we offer our...