Michael Jackson is Dead

OK, you knew that.What you probably came here for was a couple of insensitive jokes like "Michael Jackson finally beat it" or "I bet he's moonwalking to the pearly gates!" but sadly you will not find them. Why? Because Michael Jackson dying isn't really funny.What do you mean, StegoSaurus, it's HIL-arious? Now say something horrible!N0rmally we would, but sometimes things are so easy, so set up, that it's not even fun. Think of New Year's Eve. Do you really drink that much on New Year's Eve anymore? No. And you know why? Because EVERYONE drinks on New Year's Eve. It's amateur night. The same goes for something like when Michael Jackson dies. Every half bit comedian has something. "OH, he touched kids!" Great.To put it simply: We like a challenge. Death is only funny when the whole world doesn't find it funny if that makes any sense.Now, if Chris Benoit kills his family and himself, well, that's where we come in (E...