Play with my pole!! New Pole Vault Hottie Melanie Adams

Please, put down your wieners. We have a new Pole Vaulting hottie! Although there is wake of a lingering fascination with Cal Berkley Pole Vaulter Allison Stoke, a blonde bombshell from Down Under has emerged for our masturbating desires. Her name is Melanie Adams, and I will happily get in line with all the other sports bloggers to lavish the 20-year-old with praise, attention, and phone calls that consist of nothing but heavy breathing. While Allison has been widely recognized by overweight chronic masturbaters as the "hot thing", my spidey senses inform me that Melanie Adams will now replace her. Or maybe that's just my penis talking. Either way?.something is looking on the up and up.