Rappers Can't Have Their Challah and Eat It ,Too

I just like the picture of Madonna holding a baby in a yarmulkeIt's no secret that most rappers approach Jews with either casual contempt or the faint praise of positive stereotype. It's not that Jews are so affirmatively bad; they're not pushing weight or jackin' people up or terrorizing everyone. It's just that they're tightfisted, crafty, and always succeeding at the expense of others. Ask Ice Cube--no one wants some meddling Jew calling the shots. Sadly, that's just how it is--the sun goes up, the world rotates, we grudgingly recognize the Jewish element, and we do it all again the next day. Rap music!In hip-hop, like most other venues, Jews are bankers, money lenders, T.I.'s running this rap ****, or, most sacrosanct, lawyers. Oh, the lawyers. Keep your whip newish, your ice bluish, and your lawyer Jewish. If you do, you're gonna stack chips and beat charges. This has become so universal that there are people who don't know what kosher is...