I was thinking of what would make the perfect republican presidential candidate in the 2012 race especially for the voters down South. This is a person that no candidate can beat. It’s not a candidate that I like but this is what I came up with..
1. Born in Nashville Tennessee.
2. 6’2 190 lbs
3. Has brown hair with a little grey.
4. Christian
5. Loves Israel
6. Loves war.
7. Against gay marriage
8. Doesn’t like black people or hispanics.
9. Against abortion
10. Loves Country Music
11. Doesn’t like big government.
12. Has a lot of charisma.
13. Wears a big Flavor Flav sized cross on his chest. Flavor Flav was part of a rap group in the 80′s and he wore a huge clock on his chest. Replace that with a cross for this presidential candidate.
14. Hates Arabs.
15. President George W. Bush and Ronald Reagan is this person’s hero.
16. Loves the Patriot Act.
17. Worships the Federal Reserve.
18. Wears an Elvis suit every once in a wile thinking that he’s the real king.
19. Loves Nascar.
20. After every speech, does the Tim Tebow.
Those are what I came up with. I’m sure I’m missing some good ones.
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