A transformer exploded outside of my house when I was eleven, and it was the scariest thing ever. I thought Jesus was coming back.
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The Internet Reacts To The Death Of Kim Jung Il - And speaking of power outages, watch as 99.9% of the world reacts to a dictator’s death with quotes and images from Team America: World Police, because that’s what they know him from. America, f**k yeah! [UPROXX]
The Absolute Very Worst Movies Of 2011! - Hello Burnsy, I am the director of Mars Needs Moms and we need to have a serious talk. [Film Drunk]
7 Things About ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas’ That You Might Not Know - Where are you, Christmas? Why can’t I find you? Oh, wait, sorry, I was looking in November. [Warming Glow]
Jessica Burciaga May Or May Not Be Kobe’s Mistress, But She’s Definitely Hot - I wonder what Robert Awful’s mistress looks like? [Smoking Section]
Second Trailer For The Dark Knight Rises Has Officially Arrived - Anne Hathaway is still absolutel...