Found February 10, 2013 on Ryan Parker Songs:
Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, slimmer hips, better legs,Grapefruit, cabbage soup, eating in The Zone,Low fat, low carb, low cal, so hard,With all these diets, can't believe how obese we've grown,Nutrisystem, Slim Fast, Atkins plan doesn't last,Liquid diet, South Beach, vegan all the way,Mediterranean, maybe vegetarian,HCG, total cleanse, throw them all away,We always start the diets,But then we end up cheating,Cause we keep on eating,We always start the diets,It never seems to matter,Cause we end up fatter,Inspired by celebrities, weight loss surgeries,Subway Jared, Oprah Winfrey, Randy Jackson, too,Christian Bale, 50 Cent, wonder where the pounds went,Al Roker, Drew Carey, just to name a few, Jennifer Hudson sings, stay away from chicken wings,Kirstie Alley, up and down, yo-yos all the time,Star Jones, Ricki Lake, never eat chocolate cake,Charles Barkley's shooting for a slimmer waistline,We always start the diets,But then we end up cheating,Cause we keep on eating,We always start the diets,It never seems to matter,Cause we end up fatter,Tony Horton, Tony Little, lose the Snickers, dump the Skittles,Chuck Norris, Total Gym, or Walk Away the Pounds,Zumba, P90X, old school Solo Flex,Weight loss packages are everywhere around,Richard Simmons, history, Sweating to the Oldies,Nordic Track, Wii Fit, Mister Taebo,Thigh Master, Shake Weight, looks like it feels great,Jillian Michaels, Biggest Loser, don't they all know,We always start the diets,But then we end up cheating,Cause we keep on eating,We always start the diets,It never seems to matter,Cause we end up fatter,Sugar Busters, Ornish Plan, eating like a caveman,Try pilates, Cross Fit, or do the Paleo, Experts everywhere, Dr. Oz is on the air,Don't eat carbs, lose the sugar, hide the Oreos,New Year's resolution, Jamie's Food Revolution,Fat camp, Play 60, lose in 10 days,Pop a button, split the pants, Mayo Diet, Just Dance,Eat less, move more, is the only way, at least that's what they say,We always start the diets,But then we end up cheating,Cause we keep on eating,We always start the diets,It never seems to matter,Cause we end up fatter,We eat and sit and eat and sit and eat and sit again,Complain about how fat we get and pants we can't fit in
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