Why you shouldn’t play dodgeball with ninjas (VIDEO)

Team Pirates VS. Team Ninjas: Which side are you on?This has been a debate since the dawn of time yet I have yet to see convincing evidence that could make me commit either way.Sure, Jack Black seems like a pretty sweet option. I wouldn’t mind searching for treasure and pillaging anything that gets in my way Plus, we already share many similar interests, such as liquor and eyeliner, so it wouldn’t be that hard of a transition.I could also be persuaded to join the ninjas. Their parades are pretty much my favorite thing ever, their outfits are awesome, and I’d LOVE any reason to meet Raphael in person.Clearly there are compelling reasons to join either side and it really seems like a no-lose situation; however, I still find myself resisting moving too far either way for, what I can only assume, is FOMO (fear of missing out).If I become a ninja, I miss out on the binge drinking, the travel, and a badass parrot counterpart.If I become a pirate, I miss out on this:I can’t say I’m at a po...