Hot Tennis Player to pose in Playboy

I'd venture to say Tennis Star, but, well the only star this girl will ever achive is with "porno" infront of it. Get it..cause like "Porno" and "Star" make Pornostar. Get it? Get it? Stop looking at me like that. Anyway, whatever you wanna call her, Ashley Harkleroad will be soon hitting your favorite Barnes & Noble bookstore gracing the cover of the newest Playboy Magazine. Seriously what other sport could you so so bad in, and, be one of the most popular players? I don't see Marvin Benard playing in the MLB All-Star Game. Can we get Scott Pollard the starting center spot for the Eastern Conference?! Now hopefully, if she does a little tongue flipping with Anna, I'll super speedwash my pecker for a month. Not like I don't already, but, it's an extra excuse to do so. P.S - I'm attempting to look up Harkleroad on my GPS system, but, to get there, you need to cross the Hersey Highway and I'm lost. Directions?