Jose Canseco just will not go away

Jose Canseco has only noe rival when it comes to whoring himself out for money and that's Pete Rose but even Charley Hustle never tried boxing. According to Dan Gross, "Jose Canseco recently revealed that the mortgage on his home had been foreclosed, and he blamed two costly divorces for his financial woes. Because the dude has to pay the bills, he has turned to celebrity boxing. Canseco and promoter Damon Feldman are seeking a challenger to fight the Oakland Athletics veteran on July 12 at the Bernie Robbins Stadium in Atlantic City. The chosen opponent will be paid $5,000. Brave souls should e-mail fightcanseco@aol.com. Canseco's opponent will be revealed in this column next week." I have to pay to fight this guy? Jose, please just go away.