October 26, 2007

TOP 10 REASONS WHY THE RED SOX ARE ANNOYING...

10. Papelbon's gay, not Irish. 9. Youkilis looks like a prison rapist. 8. Pedroia follows Lowell around, gets dead-arms & doesn't share his toys. 7. Beckett wears the same necklace his treehouse club made in 3rd grade. 6. Varitek loves Howie Long's do. 5. We've all heard "Manny being Manny" way too many times. 4. Big Papi is the only Dominican in all of New England, besides Manny. 3. The painted red sock. 2. Jimmy Fallon, Ben Affleck, Maaaatt Daaaaaamon. 1. Always room for a ride on the bandwagon.

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  • Dicekmania
    Don't be Jealous....
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  • gretch
    "Beckett wears the same necklace his treehouse club made in 3rd grade."

    Probably the funniest thing I've read in my short time on yardbarker. Good stuff.
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    • Harvey_Bars
      "Beckett wears the same necklace his treehouse club made in 3rd grade."

      Probably the funniest thing I've heard between today and last Tuesday when Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal said pretty much the exact same thing in their podcast.
  • Crookednose
    Then there is the ever-present football player rapist, they were all in love with dying, they were doing it in Texas.
    Thanks for #9, dude, it reminded me of that lyric from the Butthole Surfers, circa 1996. That alone, merits a thumbs up, even though I am a Sox fan.
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  • mickeyd27
    Matt Damon?? Are you kiding me? Do you not know you Jason Borne is? The biggest freaking pimp of all time. Don't hate on talent.
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  • rayj0101
    So I am guessing you are not a Boston fan?
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  • droppinbombs
    You're right Dice-K, this guy is just jealous.
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  • thumbsdown
    shouldn't it be pronounced die-su-kay?
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  • got to like these reasons
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  • whitejordan32
    This is great. Loved it man. All of them are true. Don't people realize "Manny being Manny" was cool for like a week, yet we still hear it more than ever today? I like the Sox, but their annoying-ness is not their fault. Blame ESPN, Peter Gammons, and all the other people who have wet dreams thinking about a Manny-Papi-Beckett threesome. I love that thing the bullpen does every important play when the crowd is going crazy. Its like something a little league team would do, but I love it.
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  • d_koover
    You forgot the best reason, Coco Crisp is a joke, read it on my profile.
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  • Manny being manny: great.
    Youklis = Prison Rapist?
    Priceless.
    Some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's sodomy.
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  • 11. Mentioning the 2004 ALCS comeback for the 103423425532th time.
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  • Tw1n_Gats
    We win, you lose, move to Boston or stfu
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    • TheDudeAbides
      Boston sports may be on fire. But as far as a city to call home, no thank you. Unbearable sewer accents, constant complaining and bickering, never-ending construction, and vigilante drivers will forever keep me a tourist.
  • Wow boston wins 2 worldseries now everyone is jumping on the bandwagon
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  • Who the hell is Kevin Youkilis? I thought Edward Norton became their first baseman? Schilling should be somewhere on there, too. Mr. "I named my kid after a Yankee great and now I trash the franchise"...yes, I realize he had a relative lose a fight to ALS, but come on, he is the face of the Bahston Yankee hatah, and it's just obnawxious...that losah...
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  • the red sox suck and i can't stand their fans why don't they all just get off the band wagon and go to hell
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