TOP 10 REASONS WHY THE RED SOX ARE ANNOYING...
10. Papelbon's gay, not Irish. 9. Youkilis looks like a prison rapist. 8. Pedroia follows Lowell around, gets dead-arms & doesn't share his toys. 7. Beckett wears the same necklace his treehouse club made in 3rd grade. 6. Varitek loves Howie Long's do. 5. We've all heard "Manny being Manny" way too many times. 4. Big Papi is the only Dominican in all of New England, besides Manny. 3. The painted red sock. 2. Jimmy Fallon, Ben Affleck, Maaaatt Daaaaaamon. 1. Always room for a ride on the bandwagon.
THE MLB HOT 40








