The Tuesday Troll : Man Utd settle on Neuer?

Well, the transfer gossip pages have seldom been busier, which is something of an oddity given that the window is closed at the moment, but as we all know, speculation feeds hope and hope sells papers. Such as the hope that Manchester United are going to be signing German international keeper Manuel Neuer. This isn’t a new story, it was mooted several months ago, but after linking United with almost every half-decent keeper in the world, as well as David James, it seems we are now back to suggesting United will persuade Neuer to turn his nose up at Bayern Munich and come to Old Trafford.