September 18, 2009

Top Five Worst Fighters in MMA History

#1 Tim f#$@ing Sylvia ( I hate that guy)

#2 Caleb Starnes ( Anyone can run away from someone for 3 rounds)

#3 Tank Abbot ( got knocked out by Kimbo in like 5 seconds endof story)

# 4 Houston Alexander ( great striker, but it's called Mixed Martial Arts)

#5 Abe from TUF 10 ( don't quit your day job mother f@#$er)

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  • I hope someone really lights me up over those picks
    • klmall
      Im in full agreement. Tim Sylvia is a tard and Alexander makes me want to put a ten gallon hat on that head!
    • klmall
      But I will give Abe a fair chance to evolve before I pass judgement :)
  • tikitmb
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    Abe from TUF is just mean, clearly he's at the beginners level and we have know idea if he chocked or what. I mean I have to believe he's showed some type of talent to even get on the show.

    Not that I really know, I'm just really hoping he choked... that was a really bad fight. Hey maybe it was the blood, some guys lose it when they lose that much. Am I reaching here?
    • tikitmb
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      oops SP I meant "no" not "know" and it should be "that much blood".
    • I know, I just had to put him on there cause that was a pretty pathetic performance he put in
    • CarlaC
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      He got dropped and ground into the cage every time and did not have the skills to escape. Sometimes, the bigger they are the harder they fall.....it probably should have been called in the first round, there was never any defense, he just took alot of blows to the head. Bet he looked like hell the next day and had an awful headache that night, ouch!
    • Isabelle
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      After last night I'd say Roy Big Belly Nelson. What the hell was that? Throw your fat gut on a guy to suffocate him and then hit him on the top of his head to no damage. And the best was he thought he performed well. haha tubsie ubsie.
  • speedwell
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    From Abe's blog:

    "You fight in the middle of the afternoon, in the place you train every day, in front of 20-30 people, against a guy that you live with. It honestly didn’t feel that much like a real fight to me, more like a sparring session. (Back home) My training partners and coaches can tell you I’m nothing special on a Tuesday afternoon, but when it’s Saturday in the arena, that’s when the best comes out of me. For whatever reason, I just didn’t feel "up" for the fight. It just felt more like the excitement level of a sparring session rather than a fight."
    • speedwell
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      i'd hate to see how much he bleeds during a sparring session.
    • tikitmb
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      Seriously... if he lost anymore he'd not a transfusion. Ooo, hope that was the right word there.
    • speedwell
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      rampage is a terrible coach. you can hear rashad saying 'elbow to the head, finish him now' other stuff that madsen was following. rampage's sage advice was 'abe get up, abe get up'.
    • DavidHK
      lol @ Speedwell. Yeah maybe he shouldnt have put that in his blog. But i didnt expect much from him so its all good.
      Rampage indeed likes to entertain (at the expense of others at times), but a strategic guy, he is not...
    • CarlaC
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      For me, once he made the comment about how he didn't need to be there, that he had a good job, but liked to fight......hmmmmm, just struck me as lame and that the passion to win wasn't there. Kinda like, if i'm here ok fine, but if i get kicked off, no big deal! No fire in the belly, ya know!
  • calieagle99
    Dude i was eating too, but for some reason i couldn't change the channel. I was wondering if rampage put him up first to get rid of the less talented early.Or did he just not know how bad dude sucked?
  • MONSTER
    Alexander beat Keith jardine,who beat the iceman(one of the best)....get my point?
    • Dennis Hallman beat Matt Hughes twice, who Beat Matt Serra, and Both of them beat GSP. Get my point?
    • klmall
      Ya, but wasnt it he that was knocked the f*ck out by Irvin in less than 10 secs?
    • klmall
      Your so right :) and I love it!
    • BYAnyWear
      I agree Houston shouldn't be on the list he just knocked someones ass out on Friday lol.. SERIOUSLY HE DID. I mean if you want to go down that path and say Houston is a bad fighter because he doesn't utilize jits, then you might as well chalk up Chiek, Rampage, Chuck for starters. They're all cored in 2 arts that we know of but we only see one thats usually striking...besides knocking people the fk out pays more, and it ends all doubts "if you knock someone out they can't say oh i got caught but if you beating somebody as and he taps or is ko'd, or the ref comes and pull me off of you ..you can't deny that" Quinton Jackson
    • Byanywear, I agree with all of what you said, I just don't like him. I was kinda hoping people would post their list as well as criticize mine. Those are just the people who I don't like in MMA for one reason or another, that is why I said I should have named it biggest douche bags in MMA history, that was kind of more of what I was going for
  • MONSTER
    but dennis hallman isnt on your list dickface
    • MONSTER
      get my point?
    • No he isn't But he sucked just as bad he just didn't get the notoriety the Alexander has gotten, which is why I am saying he is one of the worst MMA fighters cause he is way over hyped and one dimensional c*ck sucker, so f@#k off, get my point b!tch.
    • klmall
      lol!!!!!
    • klmall
      Still laughing, tinman24 your rough as hell! Lov'n it.....
    • I can't help it I'm an a$$hole. Some people like it rough though ya know?
    • klmall
      Yes I know, Im one of those people :)
    • Very dirty Klmall
    • klmall
      Very :)
  • You cant have Tim Sylvia on that list. He might suck now and be a complete embarrassment to himself, but at one point he was UFC champ asnd I believe was ranked as high as #2 top heavyweights in the world, right behind Fedor. Saying "in history" means encompassing their whole careers and Tim has had a great career. He just sucks now.
    • Everything you said was a fact. I just hate him so that is why I put him as no 1. He is just my personal most unfavorite fighter
    • I should have named the Article biggest douche bags in MMA. The list would have varied slightly though, cause Matt Hughes would have been no 1.
    • I agree. Who was it that called him Swamp thing? Brock maybe. That is exactly what I think of when I see his fights.
  • BYAnyWear
    oh yea.. .Micheal Bisping is garbage too,
    • klmall
      Here here!!!!!!!!!
    • I can't believe I left him out, I forgot, so many a$$holes so little time. I danced a jig when Hendo knocked him out with Fistos the punch of legend. If you came up on your enemy sleeping and had 4 hours to figure out what to do to him that punch would be it.
    • CarlaC
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      I came off the couch on that fist to the kisser myself tinman24!! Take that.....and THAT!
    • Hell yeah, and they were saying it was unnecessary, unnecessary? That flying skydiver f#@k bomb was the coolest thing I've seen all year
    • CarlaC
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      Yep Tinman, after listening to Bisping run his mouth on TUF, it was GREAT to see Hendo's fist SHUT HIM UP!!
  • BYAnyWear
    Drago.... LOL whyyyy Oh i forgot it's the homie system.. Batman and Robin thing, Franklin had Gurgel, Serra has Drago. Stupid me
  • tikitmb
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    OK I might be able to get in the action here, but I need to be clear on the rules. Are we naming worse MMA fighters, or guys we can't stand?
    • What ever suits your fancy Tiki. I'm all ears.
  • MONSTER
    all ears no d!ck
    • just because it's stuck down your throat doesn't meant that it's not there it's just being used at the moment.
    • klmall
      Ouch!
    • yeah the sad part is that it took him two days to think up that come back
    • Isabelle
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      oooh sounds like a d!ck suckIng fest!
    • hell yeah, can't you feel the love? Plus you say that like it's a bad thing?
    • Isabelle
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      Oh hell no! Its just love coming at ya! : ) Really its good for both parties involved or all parties depending on how the 'river bends'.
    • how the river bends. I like that.
  • The one I agree with the most is tank abbott, isn't he like 9-14 and has literally no mma skills, just a strong,stupid,fearless brawler with tits and 0 cardio.
  • I'm sorry ya'll but Matt Serra should be #1. I cannot stand him. http://woMManthoughts.blogspot.com
  • I'm sorry ya'll but Matt Serra should be #1. I cannot stand him. http://woMMAnthoughts.blogspot.com
  • ????? Matt serra? What?? he had a close fight with matt hughes, and bj penn losing them both but very close and both those guys are legends. He beat gsp, some might think of it as lightning striking but he still beat him. Serra isn't my favorite fighter but he's a high level black belt in bjj has decent striking and wrestling skills how does that make him a bad fighter? He definitely isn't top 5 IMO but you can't use disliking a fighter as to his poor fighting ability.
  • Maybe I miss read the article, well if its the most hated fighter meaning worst, thats your opinion but serra is a very skill fighter, to give matt hughes a run for his money like that only a top ten guy could do that or close to it.
    • BYAnyWear
      yea i agree... considering, also that Serra is a tad bit undersized height wise in comparison to his opponents..beating Matt isn't a push over, and GSP
  • l3adlntentions
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    #1. Tim Silva

    ...with him in tyhe mix, makes everyone else look quite good actually lmao.

    Tito cause his mouth is always running + (cant back it up) and Kaleb because he runs like Titos mouth !!

    Tito should be an auctioneer, and Kaleb should just run into oblivion...

    Oh, don't forget Ruediger ?? didnt make weight, and wouldn't put out a solid effort, then was kicked off Ultimate Fighter
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