The Dirty Play Cheat Sheet

A certain writer for a certain website stated on Twitter that Brandon Spikes’ eye gouge was unquestionably worse than LeGarrette Blount’s sucker punch. Having the inquisitive mind that I do, I asked how so and got the following response: “Because eye-gouging is worse, way worse, than sucker punching someone in the head. Not talking about fighting the fans.” There must be a hidden justification in there somewhere, but if there is or if there isn’t, we need a dirty play cheat sheet so we can act accordingly when unacceptable situations present themselves. Being that I’m not a disciplinarian of any kind and have no authority to suspend anyone other than the players on my XBOX, I figured I’m just as qualified as the next guy. So with some help from KP, here you go, in order of severity starting from calling someone a big, bad meanie to pushing them off a cliff...