Introducing the McNiner

If you have followed my past endeavors, you know that I am a consumer of grossly over-the-top food. Last time, it was the Triple Angry Whopper from Burger King. Today’s challenge, the McNiner.

On Wednesday’s McDonalds sells cheeseburgers for $.59 apiece -- limit 10 -- and I got a hair up my ass that having nine of them squished together on a bun would be a good test. So I traveled to my local McDonalds and got myself nine cheeseburgers.

In my head, McDonalds’ hamburgers are paper thin. I figured nine patties would equate to about a double quarter pounder with cheese. I was wrong. What I created was a monster.