Sex Olympics - No, I'm not kidding

Yes, you heard right. A group of very horny people in Austria have began preperations for "Sex Olympia 2009" - Aren't you excited? I'm no mind reader, but, part of me believes they might be branching this off this past years Olympic Games when the IOC passed out 100,000 condoms in the Athlete Village. According to their site: We are now seeking sexual athletes from all over the world to join the festivities. Medals are waiting to be claimed in various sexual disciplines. In the course of competition, we shall conclusively find out who are the best [sex-havers] in the world! [...] The aim of the Sex Olympia is to contribute to the building of a peaceful and better world by liberating the world through sex, practised without discrimination of any kind and in the Olympic spirit, which requires mutual understanding with a spirit of friendship, solidarity, fair play and sexual liberty. Interesting. I'm thinking I might take a stab at this next year, and enter. It'll be something I'm finally faster than Usain Bolt at. Get it? Shut up. Thanks to WL and SexOlympia for the sources.