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September 16, 2007

Book 'Em Horns

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The Texas Longhorns are the Cincinatti Bengals of college football. 5 Texas Longhorns football players have been arrested since June. Due to this, this site came up with some rather hilarious jokes about them. Here's a few What do you call a drug ring in Austin? A huddle 4 Longhorns in a car, who's driving? The police Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they have to resort to robbing people.

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