Sidney Ponson is fat and injured

The Texas Rangers have reassigned Sidney Ponson to minor league camp. He wasn't any good in his first outing and he hurt his ankle in yesterday's game. Ponson had thrown three scoreless innings allowing three hits before exiting the game last night. Hopefully Ponson proves to be ineffective in his future outings (in the minors) and the team never has the need to call him up while Brandon McCarthy is out with injury. Since I did spend a few minutes on editing the photo of Ponson I'll go ahead and post it again. Some have asked me why I hate Sidney so much and it's simple. He's a fat ass. He's a jerk, he's not any good and frankly there's no way he is only 258 pounds. I saw enough of his starts when he was an Oriole to get tired of his act real fast. Now that I've moved and he's followed me to Texas I can't help but ask if I need to file a restraining order. For those needing a laugh, Ponson is 82-101 with a 4.94 ERA in his 10 year career.